You Know You Are a Mom When....

.....pillow talk with your husband is about your child's poop.

.....your arm muscles hurt not from going to the gym, but from holding your child all day or lugging a carseat around everywhere.

.....you are lucky to have eaten anything by lunchtime.

.....a thirty minute catnap feels like a million bucks.

.....you can pick up about anything with your feet.

.....a date night out with your husband ends by 8:00 because you would rather get home and get some much needed sleep.

.....your recent Google searches are all baby related questions that start with "is it normal for.....".

.....you never get to drink your cup of coffee hot.

.....shopping for new clothes for yourself ends up with nothing bought for you, but new outfits for your child that will only be worn a couple times.

.....your me time is a shower that lets you wash your hair, rinse, shave and maybe stand there for just two minutes. Then hoping that when it is over, you don't hear a screaming baby and stressed out dad.